Dear diary,
It has been five lovely months i have been with an ass. The guy that always tells me he's gonna reach first, but i'm always reaching first. & when he did reach first, it would be 30mins earlier. The silly guy that laughs at funny situations he saw or when he wants to tell me sth funny but couldnt shoot any words out bcos he would be busy laughing & when i get so annoyed, i start to laugh with him w/o knowing anything. The guy that would ask me to stop laughing at ppl when he himself continues. The guy that would smile&wave to random passerbys & start to complain when they ignore him. The guy that is always thinking of crazy stuffs to do, like taking the whole 985 & 945 bus journey, counting taxis & always claiming there're more blue taxis than yellow ones (which is true). The guy that loves staring at my feets & refused to sit up. The guy that loves giving stranger names & forcing me to believe they're his friends, John, David, Ali, Ramesh, Victor, Ben, Ahmad etcetc. The guy that loves guessing what colour tops&bottoms ppl are wearing thru the reflection & he claims that it is MAGIC. The guy that is always fighting to win me, & when he won, he'll want to let me win. The guy that reads his watch in the opposite way & i always asking me to guess what time it is. The guy that points at random stuffs, & wouldnt stop doing that. The guy that talks to the colourless air & ppl he dont know. The guy that spams questions & what i could only do to answer was to nod or shake my head. The guy that says my head was a soccer ball & his was a basketball. The guy that spams 'iloveyou' when i said i missed that. The guy that falls asleep after he says 'i'll try to stay awake :('. The guy that wakes me up with his 'wakeywakey' every morning. The guy that would stop me from drawing circles on him, & when i stop, he'll be the one drawing on me. The guy that is always trying his best to speak in chinese. The guy that will go oooooooooooooi when he wants someone's attention. The guy that i would love, no matter what. I love you, S.
Xoxo.